we're blogging at a bar
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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