just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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