I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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