i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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