She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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