Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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