Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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