Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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