I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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