I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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