I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
