just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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