At least make sure they are 18
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
my poor anus
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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