operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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