Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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