He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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