I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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