i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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