I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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