Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?

(636): View more from Missouri

you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?

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(720): View more from Colorado

have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.

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(316): View more from Kansas

How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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(813): View more from Florida

thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not

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(404): View more from Georgia

Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.

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(940): View more from Texas

After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.

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