Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..