i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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