haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We named our party play list daddy issues
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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