these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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