too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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