she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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