if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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