Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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