so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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