and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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