If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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