Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
