i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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