super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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