We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just crazy horny about you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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