gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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