this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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