Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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