its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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