Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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