Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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