roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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