Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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