Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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