i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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