Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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