You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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