so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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