But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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