if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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