Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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