I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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