did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
