We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My cat gives me a boner
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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